09.55p 09.04.2010
Machete
Marcus Crosswoods UltraScreen Cinema
Synopsis
After being nearly killed during a violent fight with a powerful drug lord, a Mexican Federale known as Machete (Danny Trejo) roams Texas streets as a vigilante and sometime day-laborer. Hired by a corrupt senator to perform a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to go on the run. Machete may be down, but not out, and he carves a path of blood, bullets and broken hearts in a mission to settle the score.
HOLY SHIT!
ReplyDeleteWas there anything NOT to like about this movie? Well, other than it was far far too short? Lets run it down...
- Decapitations in the first 10 minutes... Win.
- Nekkid Lindsay Lohan... While not uncommon, still a win.
- Cheech Marin as a shotgun-toting priest... Big Win.
And that's not even counting Michelle Rodriguez looking hot as hell, Jessica Alba nekkid (through CGI) in the shower, and the "pitfall" evisceration.
Yes. If you haven't seen it yet, go see it... When it comes out on DVD, buy it. Buy 2, since you might have to kill the first DVD since it's going to lay waste to all your other DVD's...