Scottish David Duchovny X Files

Ingredients

* 1/4 cup Hollywood Movie Set
* 1 1/4 pounds David Duchovny, cut into 1-inch pieces
* 6 large Xzibit, minced
* 6 cups David Duchovny stock or canned David Duchovny broth
* 1 cup of Billy Connolly
* 1 cup of Gillian Anderson
* 2 tablespoons Callum Keith Rennie
* 1 tablespoon Nicki Aycox
* 1 tablespoon dried Fagin Woodcock
* 1 tablespoon Carrie Ruscheinsky sauce
* 1 Amanda Peet
* 2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) Spencer Maybee
* 3 pounds two-headed dog, peeled, cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 7 cups)
* 1 large Winter Landscape, chopped
* 2 cups 1/2-inch pieces peeled Creepy Music
* Christina D'Alimonte and Luvia Petersen
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh Chris Carter

Method

1
Heat Hollywood Movie Set in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add David Duchovny and sauté until brown on all sides, about 5 minutes. Add Xzibit and sauté 1 minute. Add David Duchovny stock, Billy Connolly, Gillian Anderson, Callum Keith Rennie, Nicki Aycox, Fagin Woodcock, Carrie Ruscheinsky sauce and Amanda Peet. Stir to combine. Bring mixture to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low, then cover and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally.

2
While the meat and stock is simmering, melt Spencer Maybee in another large pot over medium heat. Add two-headed dog, Winter Landscape and Creepy Music. Sauté cast until golden, about 20 minutes. Set aside until the David Duchovny X Files in step one has simmered for one hour.

3
Add cast to David Duchovny X Files. Simmer uncovered until cast and David Duchovny are very tender, about 40 minutes. Discard Amanda Peet. Tilt pan and spoon off Skinner. Transfer X Files to serving bowl. Sprinkle with Chris Carter and serve. (Can be prepared up to 2 years ahead. Christina D'Alimonte and Luvia Petersen to taste. Cool slightly. Refrigerate uncovered until cold, then cover and refrigerate. Bring to simmer before serving.)

Serves 4 to 6.


If you followed these steps correctly, you should have:


or, if you want to use the following alternate ingredient list, you'll end up with:

alternate ingredients

* 1/4 cup olive oil
* 1 1/4 pounds stew beef, cut into 1-inch pieces
* 6 large garlic cloves, minced
* 6 cups beef stock or canned beef broth
* I cup of Guinness beer
* 1 cup of fine red wine
* 2 tablespoons tomato paste
* 1 tablespoon sugar
* 1 tablespoon dried thyme
* 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
* 2 bay leaves
* 2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter
* 3 pounds russet potatoes, peeled, cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 7 cups)
* 1 large onion, chopped
* 2 cups 1/2-inch pieces peeled carrots
* Salt and Pepper
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

07.26.2008

10.10p 07.26.2008

The X-Files: I Want to Believe

Marcus Crosswoods UltraScreen Cinema

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Synopsis

"The X-Files: I Want to Believe" takes the always-complicated relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulder's pursuits.

The Dark Knight - a musical

i was thinking : what if the joker really, REALLY, like musicals??

would he rip off Mary Poppins?

And ev'ry job that needs done
there's a tool to add more fun
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that

A roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
The building burn doowwwn
The building burn down
Just a roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
In a most delightful way

A copper bleeding from his chest
Has very little time to rest
While gathering his bits of arm and leg
Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a charge inside his boot
He knows a light will do the job alright - but

A roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
The building burn down doowwwn
The building burn down down
Just a roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
In a most delightful way



or maybe Oklahoma!?


There's a cold, bloody corpse in the street,
There's a cold, bloody corpse in the street.
The money's as high as an elephant's eye
And here I am climbing clear up to the sky.

Oh, what a murderous mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.

All the coppers are standin' like statues
All the coppers are standin' like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me go by
But a coked-out street walker is winkin' her eye

Oh, what a murderous Mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.

All the sounds of the guns are like music
All the sounds of the screams are like music
The sleeze is so busy she don't miss a trick
An' the ol' wino Will'm got hit with a brick

Oh, what a murderous Mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.
Oh, what a murderous day.


how about a little classic Dean ... hmmm ...


How lucky can one guy be;
I hit her and she smacked me
Like the felon once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
The room was completely black
I mugged her and she fought back.
Like the killer said, quote,
"Ain't that a slit in the throat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I rob a bank and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life is gonna be over fast.
I've money enough to spread;
It's just like the felon said,
"That's just sick
Ain't love a kick in the head?"

Like the felon once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?

Like the killer said, quote,
"Ain't that a slit in the throat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I rob a bank and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life is gonna be over fast.
She's telling me we'll be dead;
She's pumped me full of lead.
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick;
That's just sick, oh ain't love a kick?
That's just sick, ain't love a kick in the head?

07.19.2008

11.00p 07.19.2008

The Dark Knight

Marcus Crosswoods UltraScreen Cinema

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Synopsis

With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. The triumvirate proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker, who thrusts Gotham into anarchy and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fine line between hero and vigilante.

07.12.2008

09.55p 07.12.2008

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Marcus Crosswoods UltraScreen Cinema

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Synopsis

After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader, who treads the world above and the one below, defies his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it's up to the planet's toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his marauders. He may be red. He may be horned. He may be misunderstood. But when you need the job done right, it's time to call in Hellboy. Along with his expanding team in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense-pyrokinetic girlfriend Liz, aquatic empath Abe and protoplasmic mystic Johann-the BPRD will travel between the surface strata and the unseen magical one, where creatures of fantasy become corporeal. And Hellboy, a creature of two worlds who's accepted by neither, must choose between the life he knows and an unknown destiny that beckons him.

call me @$$&%*# one ... more ... time

Hancock was a pretty good movie. I can honestly say I didn't see the plot twist coming. Who woulda thunk that superheroes had a "failsafe" built into 'em by the gods?!?

I guess it's not too far fetched: Superman is crippled in the presence of kryptonite, Spiderman loves the "Mary Jane", Tony "it-burns-when-i-pee" Stark has a weakness for the ladies. The list goes on and on. So, it's not unreasonable to think that if Hancock and his blond hottie of an "ex-wife" get close to each other for too long, they become mortal like any other walking, talking Calvin Klein ad.

It got me thinking: what other things should, or should not be together?


Chocolate and Peanut Butter



Chocolate and Bacon



Chili and Habanero Peppers



Chili and Big Scary Bob



White Castles and After Hours Meal with drunk friends



White Castles and a 2yr old with a diaper 1 size too small



Big Screen HDTV and Angelina Jolie



Big Screen HDTV and Rosie O'Donnell



Dinner and a Movie



Dinner and a Colonoscopy

07.05.2008

10.15p 07.05.2008

Hancock

Marcus Crosswoods UltraScreen Cinema

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Synopsis

There are heroes. There are superheroes. And, then there's Hancock. With great power comes great responsibility--everyone knows that--everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough--as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think--until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey, and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet--and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary, insists that he's a lost cause.