call me @$$&%*# one ... more ... time

Hancock was a pretty good movie. I can honestly say I didn't see the plot twist coming. Who woulda thunk that superheroes had a "failsafe" built into 'em by the gods?!?

I guess it's not too far fetched: Superman is crippled in the presence of kryptonite, Spiderman loves the "Mary Jane", Tony "it-burns-when-i-pee" Stark has a weakness for the ladies. The list goes on and on. So, it's not unreasonable to think that if Hancock and his blond hottie of an "ex-wife" get close to each other for too long, they become mortal like any other walking, talking Calvin Klein ad.

It got me thinking: what other things should, or should not be together?


Chocolate and Peanut Butter



Chocolate and Bacon



Chili and Habanero Peppers



Chili and Big Scary Bob



White Castles and After Hours Meal with drunk friends



White Castles and a 2yr old with a diaper 1 size too small



Big Screen HDTV and Angelina Jolie



Big Screen HDTV and Rosie O'Donnell



Dinner and a Movie



Dinner and a Colonoscopy