The Dark Knight - a musical

i was thinking : what if the joker really, REALLY, like musicals??

would he rip off Mary Poppins?

And ev'ry job that needs done
there's a tool to add more fun
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that

A roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
The building burn doowwwn
The building burn down
Just a roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
In a most delightful way

A copper bleeding from his chest
Has very little time to rest
While gathering his bits of arm and leg
Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a charge inside his boot
He knows a light will do the job alright - but

A roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
The building burn down doowwwn
The building burn down down
Just a roomful of jet fuel helps the building burn down
In a most delightful way



or maybe Oklahoma!?


There's a cold, bloody corpse in the street,
There's a cold, bloody corpse in the street.
The money's as high as an elephant's eye
And here I am climbing clear up to the sky.

Oh, what a murderous mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.

All the coppers are standin' like statues
All the coppers are standin' like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me go by
But a coked-out street walker is winkin' her eye

Oh, what a murderous Mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.

All the sounds of the guns are like music
All the sounds of the screams are like music
The sleeze is so busy she don't miss a trick
An' the ol' wino Will'm got hit with a brick

Oh, what a murderous Mornin'
Oh, what a murderous day.
I've got a murderous feelin'
Everyone's dieing today.
Oh, what a murderous day.


how about a little classic Dean ... hmmm ...


How lucky can one guy be;
I hit her and she smacked me
Like the felon once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
The room was completely black
I mugged her and she fought back.
Like the killer said, quote,
"Ain't that a slit in the throat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I rob a bank and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life is gonna be over fast.
I've money enough to spread;
It's just like the felon said,
"That's just sick
Ain't love a kick in the head?"

Like the felon once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?

Like the killer said, quote,
"Ain't that a slit in the throat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I rob a bank and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life is gonna be over fast.
She's telling me we'll be dead;
She's pumped me full of lead.
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick;
That's just sick, oh ain't love a kick?
That's just sick, ain't love a kick in the head?