Wanted - 7 haiku version

my boss is a b*tch.
my work is always worthless.
girlfriend f*cks best friend.

this is me. i suck.
until i became wanted
i never knew life.

"i'm the repairman."
what is it that you repair?
"lifetime of mistakes."

angelina's ass.
dripping water. tattooed flesh.
this isn't heaven?

"don't believe the code
you shoot that motherf*cker!
or shoot yourself now"

one curving bullet.
seven empty heads later,
only me alone.

it's not me working.
it's not me saving the world.
only a decoy.